It’s not very often when you get to witness a brand new business idea take off from a seedling in the frontal right lobe of the brain and hatch into a profit maker and die right before your eyes. For anyone who has ever gotten to witness the birth and death of a business first hand, you can appreciate the simplistic beauty behind it. Here is an unedited transcript between a buddy and I that I would like to share, so everyone may partake in the beautiful rise and collapse of an empire.
WARNING: Strong language and sexual dialog. This dialog should be taken at entertainment purposes only. i want to die says: yoEli says: hey what upi want to die says: not muchi want to die says: hey i got a business idea for youEli says: awesomei want to die says: www.STDating.comi want to die says: a dating website for people with stdsEli says: hahai want to die says: so you match people with an std with people with the same stdEli says: thats brilliant!i want to die says: so the can fuck as much as the want no worriesEli says: what if it’s crabs. that would just double the conditionEli says: their crabs might mate tooi want to die says: trueEli says: but that is a damn good ideaEli says: they can submit pictures of their enflamed crotchesi want to die says: im a geniousEli says: to show the severity of hte situationEli says: you are a geniousi want to die says: we would be famousEli says: we would get laidEli says: oh wait, we wouldn’t want thatEli says: but we would be richi want to die says: yeahEli says: first we get the kackis, then the jobs, then the cars, then the chicksi want to die says: yepi want to die says: then the stdsEli says: brillianti want to die says: wich you can haveEli says: i’ll sharei want to die says: noi want to die says: i will take the moneyi want to die says: you take the stdsEli says: ok but i get the kackisi want to die says: oki want to die says: and i get to do the interveiwsi want to die says: …drunkEli says: okEli says: but i get some of your beeri want to die says: sure thingEli says: dealEli says: doneEli says: i made iti want to die says: you made it?Eli says: lets get richi want to die says: okEli says: ok, now people are signing upEli says: eww dude this is a bad ideai want to die says: ewEli says: these people are fugliesEli says: ewwwwwwwww!Eli says: ok i’m shutting down the sitei want to die says: haEli says: well we still made about $4,000 lets pay taxes and then split iti want to die says: no taxesEli says: your right taxes are a bad ideai want to die says: waityi want to die says: im a marineEli says: lets invest it in tighter underwear for old meni want to die says: taxes pay my asalleryi want to die says: salaryEli says: cus they have saggy ballsi want to die says: ewEli says: ok i invested the moneyEli says: lets see how the market goesEli says: oh no! it’s dropping like saggy balls drop when they come out of the showerEli says: oh wait no it’s rising nowEli says: no……old men can’t get it upEli says: we’re broke again dudeEli says: well it was a good business ventureEli says: nice workin with ya, but i gotta go get drunki want to die says: good dealme tooEli says: lata
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EliIt’s not very often when you get to witness a brand new business idea take off from a seedling in the frontal right lobe of the brain and hatch into a profit maker and die right before your eyes. For anyone who has ever gotten to witness the birth and death of a business first hand, you can appreciate the simplistic beauty behind it. Here is an unedited transcript between a buddy and I that I would like to share, so everyone may partake in the beautiful rise and collapse of an empire.
WARNING: Strong language and sexual dialog. This dialog should be taken at entertainment purposes only. i want to die says: yoEli says: hey what upi want to die says: not muchi want to die says: hey i got a business idea for youEli says: awesomei want to die says: www.STDating.comi want to die says: a dating website for people with stdsEli says: hahai want to die says: so you match people with an std with people with the same stdEli says: thats brilliant!i want to die says: so the can fuck as much as the want no worriesEli says: what if it’s crabs. that would just double the conditionEli says: their crabs might mate tooi want to die says: trueEli says: but that is a damn good ideaEli says: they can submit pictures of their enflamed crotchesi want to die says: im a geniousEli says: to show the severity of hte situationEli says: you are a geniousi want to die says: we would be famousEli says: we would get laidEli says: oh wait, we wouldn’t want thatEli says: but we would be richi want to die says: yeahEli says: first we get the kackis, then the jobs, then the cars, then the chicksi want to die says: yepi want to die says: then the stdsEli says: brillianti want to die says: wich you can haveEli says: i’ll sharei want to die says: noi want to die says: i will take the moneyi want to die says: you take the stdsEli says: ok but i get the kackisi want to die says: oki want to die says: and i get to do the interveiwsi want to die says: …drunkEli says: okEli says: but i get some of your beeri want to die says: sure thingEli says: dealEli says: doneEli says: i made iti want to die says: you made it?Eli says: lets get richi want to die says: okEli says: ok, now people are signing upEli says: eww dude this is a bad ideai want to die says: ewEli says: these people are fugliesEli says: ewwwwwwwww!Eli says: ok i’m shutting down the sitei want to die says: haEli says: well we still made about $4,000 lets pay taxes and then split iti want to die says: no taxesEli says: your right taxes are a bad ideai want to die says: waityi want to die says: im a marineEli says: lets invest it in tighter underwear for old meni want to die says: taxes pay my asalleryi want to die says: salaryEli says: cus they have saggy ballsi want to die says: ewEli says: ok i invested the moneyEli says: lets see how the market goesEli says: oh no! it’s dropping like saggy balls drop when they come out of the showerEli says: oh wait no it’s rising nowEli says: no……old men can’t get it upEli says: we’re broke again dudeEli says: well it was a good business ventureEli says: nice workin with ya, but i gotta go get drunki want to die says: good dealme tooEli says: lata
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